The List You Don’t Want To Be On

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Hurty Sanchez www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Rally to Restore Sanity Rick Sanchez always impressed me as someone better suited as a game show host than a news anchor. Beginning with an attempt to out-Geraldo Geraldo by being tased on live tv, he became a tireless, …

GLENN BECK: LOONEY TOON TIME

A re-imagined Donald Duck cartoon remix constructed using 50 classic Walt Disney animated shorts from the 1930s through 1960s. Donald’s life is turned upside-down by the current economic crisis and he finds himself unemployed and falling behind on his house payments. As his frustration turns into despair Donald discovers a seemingly sympathetic voice coming from his radio named Glenn Beck. …

Tweeting ET

From yesterday’s DailyMail.com: Does ET live on Goldilocks planet? How scientists spotted ‘mysterious pulse of light’ from direction of newly-discovered ‘2nd Earth’ two years ago. An astronomer picked up a mysterious pulse of light coming from the direction of the newly discovered Earth-like planet almost two years ago, it has emerged. Dr Ragbir Bhathal, a scientist at the University of …

Pirate Cap’n Rupert Sets Course For Hell

If you are earning more than a million dollars a year and are complaining about a 3.6% tax increase, then you are by definition, a greedy asshole…

Christine O’Donnell Hires New Media Consultant

As evidence that Christine O’Donnell is a pathological liar continues to mount, her campaign announced the hiring of a new media consultant, Tommy Gallagher from Jon Lovitz & Associates, seen here scoping out new office space for the COD piece.

Rethugs Pledge To Serve Man

. The special steganography team here at US has succeeded in decoding the real message contained in the Rethugs’ new Pledge To America. The Pledge is a forty eight page document short on detailed plans on how to fix America but rich in graphic filler. Nearly 40% of its pages are comprised of graphs and pictures, some containing multiple images. …

Devolving Animal Human Hybrids

The short answer is that the common ancestor to both humans and monkeys went extinct millions of years ago, after which monkeys and humans went their separate evolutionary ways.  But the more pressing question is: How come humans are devolving into complete idiots like Christine O’Donnell? Next thing you know she’ll be warning us about animal human hybrids, like putting …