WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
Vote up the White Man’s BURDEN, send forth the best ye breed; Go bind your sons to exile, to serve your Captain’s need
BREAKING: Ignorance Is Not A Virtue
“Ignorance is not a virtue … It’s not cool to not know what you’re talkin’ about.”
Clintonialism II: Honduras Edition
But it’s high time an accounting was made. What better time than the present, in a truly revolutionary presidential election year when two of the top three contenders are outsiders whose strength is derived from their break with The Powers That Be and their bloody past?
Troubled Teen Trump Actually Knew Clark Kent
STUMPDIGIT, SOUTH CAROLINA — In 1983, Fred Trump told an interviewer that his son Donald “was a pretty rough fellow when he was small.” But as a board member of Kew-Forest School, daddy Trump couldn’t allow Donald’s behavioral problems to go um, “unpunished”; he fixed that behavior problem by sending little Donnie off to a correctional facility military school, the New York Military …
WHERE’S BILL?
ACUNA, MEXICO — Ciudad Acuña is the fastest growing city in Mexico you’ve never heard of. You wouldn’t know it, to look at what’s left of the place after an F3* fucked the place up a few years ago; but more than a couple United States presidents have nom nomed tacos in this town. For some dam reason there was …
REAL TACOHEAD TRUMP
A vote for Trump must now become a new litmus test. A vote for Trump identifies both of YOU as a threat to our democracy.
