Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Pap Smears at Walgreens www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive Stephen explains Senator Kyl’s factual faux pas Retiring AZ Senator Jon Kyl took to the Senate floor the other day to proclaim that well over 90% of Planned Parenthood‘s budget is dedicated to abortion and …

The Great Glenn Beck Train Wreck

Engineer Glenn runs off the rails In a post titled The Nutty Professor: The Rise & Fall of Glenn Beck, published a couple of days before Fux News announced that they were dumping his show, it might have appeared that we had jumped the Beckian shark a bit soon by asserting his demise as a fate accompli. But it wasn’t …

The Three Ivory Amigos

Vacationing in Abidjan in happier days, three lillywhite supporters of ex-president Gbagbo’s Christian regime are speaking out against the duly elected Alassane Ouattara, because, well, he’s a Muslim— and the power of Christ compels them, or something.  If you want to size up their religious bigotry, you must click it. Four months after losing an election certified by the international …

The GlennPocalypse

  Stephen picks up where we left off in The Nutty Professor, offering his very own emergency Beck pack: “Everything you need to survive in a post Glenn world.” Among other essential survival items, it includes two dozen cans of pure distilled Glenn: “Keep your Beck pack on at all times and we need never face our greatest fear: not …

The Nutty Professor: The Rise & Fall of Glenn Beck (Update)

Not just an April Fool— he’s good to go 365 days a year. If you want to drink the fear, you must click it. UPDATE (4/6/11) Well, that didn’t take long: Fox News and Glenn Beck announced Wednesday that Beck will “transition off of his daily program” later this year. Apparently, Beck will still be working with Fox to develop …

Libya Ya Ya

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c America at Not-War – Obama’s Pragmatic Foreign Policy Decisions www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog The Daily Show on Facebook   Growing up, I had a distinct, even physical, intolerance for bullies.  I remember in sixth grade  having to jump up just to graze …

Corporate Welfare Queens (Update)

Corporate Welfare Queen, GE CEO Jeffrey Immelt During his 1976 presidential campaign, Ronald Reagan captured the public’s imagination by creating a cultural icon: a rich, Cadillac driving Welfare Queen (code for “Black”) to symbolize all welfare recipients as manipulative fraudsters out to game the system at taxpayers’ expense. His pogrom against the poor came to fruition when President Bill Clinton …