PORN DOGS

No sir, we are not going to shove that picture of Michele Bachmann schlopping a Porn Dog down your throats. . .

The Goofy, Bad, And Ugly

Will anything slow teh stupid that seems to flow with alarming alacrity from Lil’ Ricky’s pork-chop-on-a-stick-hole?

Marcus Bachmann: Grey Eminence In Waiting?

Marcus Bachmann: Our future fabulous Grey Eminence? Fresh from her less than one percentage point win over Ron Paul in the Iowa straw poll, Michelle Bachmann was interviewed Sunday on Meet the Press. Host David Gregory repeated a question originally put to her by Byron York during Friday night’s debate concerning her fundamentalist religious beliefs, which she has made an …

Soylent Green & Corporations Are People Too: Romney Edition

Mittens the Missing emerged from his fortress of solitude Thursday to participate in Friday’s Iowa Republican presidential candidates’ debate. Figuring that as long as he was going to be in Iowa anyway, he deigned to grace the commoners with his royal presence. (Didn’t help much, given his coming in seventh in yesterday’s straw poll, which he won in 2007). Artfully …

Left For Dead, Left For Good

Left for dead, left for good Left for dead, not understood But you…always came back for MORE

Vaya Con Dios, Venosa

“I am still deeply inspired to continue the elusive pursuit of giving shape to the formless and definition to the indescribable.”

Military Intelligence Strikes Again

Death is always at the door in a lumbering— or landing— Chinook C47. WASHINGTON —Fresh off the worst single event loss of life in a decade of war in Afghanistan, remarks made by a couple govmint turkeys recently about al-Qaeda being on the brink of collapse look particularly foolish. During a recent visit to Afghanistan, Defense Secretary Leon E. Panetta …