January LIAR

The January LIAR takes on Newter’s split personality; seriously— only two??

Witchy Woman Dooms Romney Campaign

Witch Woman channels Yogi Berra

Zappadan Closes

When you’re really jonesin’ for Things That Look Like Meat, there’s only one place you can satisfy that craving.

Dogging Obama

“…wherever the president appears, I will appear four hours later.”

Flip Flopping Away*

Romney campaign: A preening peacock slip sliding away…

BULLSHIT Happening Now

Do you get all your “news” from the 24-7 Cable Clowns? How cool is that??

TOASTER POOT

In the last analysis, a bitchin’ toaster is only as good as what you Poot in it.