We’ve always known that there was something fishy about The Newt. So we weren’t surprised to hear that a penguin at the St. Louis Zoo took a bite out of him over the weekend. Fortunately for the little water fowl, she was current on all her shots and is expected to survive her bout with reverse rabies. MSNBC’s First Read …
The question is,” said Mitch McDumpty, “which is to be master – – that’s all.
Oh yezz. The Severely CONservative Gover-nerd. And when I think no way will the American people ever vote for this weaselly, transparent power whore, I remember that enough of them voted to enable the severely conservative SCOTUS to hand us eight disastrous years of George Walker fucking Bush. Well hold on. You won’t want to miss this bloody clusterphuque.
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice. Who are YOU?’ said the Caterpillar. This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, “I— I hardly know, sir, just at present— at least …
The Rethugs have sowed the wind and are now reaping the whirlwind. Needlessly pissing off over half the electorate proves their evolutionary unfitness to lead.
America is finally seeing a no-holes-barred demonstration of not just how morally and ethically depraved the Republican party has become, but really is.
