Seance Exclusive! Lee Atwater Says Clinton the Stronger Candidate

HOLLYWOOD, CA (C.U.News) The godfather of Republican dirty campaign tricks, Lee “Willy Horton” Atwater, revealed through one of the world’s most respected psychics today that Billary would be the stronger candidate against John McCain in the 2008 presidential election. In an exclusive interview granted to this reporter, the medium (who insisted on anonymity, and only after she was satisfied as …

AMERICA’S SHEET MONKEYS

      The scene from O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?— a comedy— depicts a Ku Klux Klan gathering where a black man will be lynched— in a base and brutal attempt to “preserve” the backward “cultural heritage” of racism.  Such events occurred in the United States with regularity as recently as the 1950’s.  You may be thinking to yourself …

Republican Dog Food

Citing the public’s “. . .deep seeded antipathy toward the president, the war, gas prices, the economy, foreclosures and, in some areas, the underlying cultural differences that continue to brand our party,” former Republican Party leader Rep. Tom Davis this week observed that “the Republican brand is in the trash can. . . if we were dog food, they would …

Obama’s Short List for VP Leaked to Press

From Lee Camp: Yeah, he left a few good people off. We got page two here:

The “ENEMIES OF HATRED”?

Speaking in Israel in conjunction with the 60th anniversary of the state of Israel at the “Facing Tomorrow” presidential conference, George Bush once again embarrassed himself, Pickles, and our nation: “We believe that the surest way— ta defeat the enemies of hatred—[sic] is to advance the cause of hope— ta the cause of freedom— liberdy—[sic] as the great alternative to …

Keith Olbermann Slams The War Criminal

Tell my children that I am not only tender of their feelings and patient with their frailties, but that I am also ruthless with sin and intolerant of iniquity. I am indeed meek and humble in the presence of my Father, but I am equally and relentlessly inexorable where there is deliberate evildoing and sinful rebellion against the will of …