Ahab McCain Lashes Himself To Moby Bush
Obama says that McCain is running for Bush’s third term. Sounds like a good campaign theme to me.
Waiting For The Storm To Blow Over
Apologies to Thomas Nast for borrowing his September 23, 1871 cartoon captioned: “A Group of Vultures Waiting for the Storm to ‘Blow Over’—‘Let Us Prey” Yes, that’s Satan’s lapdog, Carl Rove behind her, so to speak. . . The media shit-storm over the assassination slur probably hasn’t reached full pitch yet, but who really expects it to even momentarily …
Israel Appeases Syria
Last week in a speech before Israel‘s parliament, The Knesset, George W. Bush implied that Barack Obama was a terraist appeaser for his willingness to talk to evil doers like Iran and Syria. His foreign policy clones, John McSame and his Svengali adviser, Joe LIEberman immediately piled on, citing Barack’s inexperience and naiveté. One has to wonder how they feel …
When She’s Right She’s Right
Arianna Huffington says to stop yelling at the Clint and and start yelling at the Dems— the SuperDems— to get their vote on. So who are these slacker/power mongers? People who are holding back to be among the “deciders”? They’re listed here. If you know any of them, it’s time to shoot’em— an email— and get the nomination process over …
Holy Smokes! Billary Wins Kentucky
Proving the inventiveness of one her key demographics, white Appalachian males, Billary supporter and Darwin Award candidate, Roary M. Plosion, shows his contribution to Billary’s impending victory speech at the Democratic National Convention.
QURAN PRACTICE
Back in the day in America, we lived in a free country. In America, you could, if you wanted to, rake up a bunch of leaves and burn them, if you felt like it. Or you could burn trash and garbage in your very own trash barrel. You could fire up a chain saw and cut down a tree on …
Billary Death Watch
UPDATED BELOW Slate has put up a new page that tracks Billary’s odds of winning ’08 the nomination, beginning with a generous estimate of 12%. (Someone from within their own campaign estimated it at only 10% last week.) One of the current theories as to why Billary is intent on destroying Obama’s rep is that if it doesn’t win them …
