What’s wrong with this picture? One of these monkeys is not in his grave. Dear Visitors, If you’re reading this, well you’re lucky. Our server access has been getting bumped as often as thirty minutes every hour for a couple weeks; this means we can’t work online and you can’t see the work when you want to. We’re moving to …
Andy: “. . .That’s the beauty of music; they can’t get that from you. Haven’t you ever felt that way about music? Red: I played a mean harmonica as a younger man. Lost interest in it, though. Didn’t make much sense in here. Andy: Here’s where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don’t forget. Red: Forget? …
Latest Development in the McSame, Obama, Hilton Smackdown In keeping with his campaign’s desperate attempt to ‘undefine’ him as “McSame” and to recapture his sullied maverick brand of old, John McCain went on the attack again yesterday, this time at the South Dakota Sturgis biker rally (where he babbled incoherently and tried to enter his plastic-fantastic wife into the annual …
Top Pentagon Aide Debra Cagan After a top aide to Def. Secretary Robert Gates, Debra Cagan told her British counterparts during a meeting that “I hate all Iranians,” the Pentagon has rolled out a new line of spokesdrones to avoid such PR disasters in the future. The Onion has the scoop. Pentagon’s Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission”>
Dana Milbank, in drag BREAKING: After WAPO reporter Dana Milbank, formerly a Keith Olbermann Countdown regular, refused to explain why he had taken Barak Obama‘s “symbol” comments out of context (which set off a firestorm of controversy last week), Olbermann announced today that, WRT his show, Dana is history. (Minutes later, Milbank shows up on CNN‘s Campbell Brown‘s show, Olbermann’s …
John “Pander Bear” McCain trailered into the Sturgis Bike Rally today. STURGIS SD — Appearing in an unusual pastiche of “biker” raiment, Senator John McCain gave a live performance Monday at the Buffalo Chip Campground in front of several hundred intoxicated and bemused bikers. With the sound of automatic weapons fire reverberating in the background from the camp’s newest feature— …
Urban renewal project in beautiful downtown Baghdad Chris Matthews‘ substitute host, McCain enthusiast Mike Barnicle, reacted incredulously Wednesday to a comment by Iraq war vet Jon Soltz, co-founder and chairman of VoteVets.org, that the so-called “surge” has not been a success. Pressed by Barnicle, who reflects the corporatist media’s official narrative of the surge, Soltz made a number of arguments: …
