Plumbing the Depths of Deplankitude

Sarah did a sitdown phone interview with James Dobson.
She may have even had some notes, but they didn’t have anything in them about the very very strong planks that form the floor foundation of the Republikin party. I can’t be sure if these are direct quotes, but ya know, I think they’re viry viry close.

Overlooked. . .

Seems like ages already, but it was just a week ago that moderator Bob Schieffer set the tone for the third and final presidential debate, by presenting ceremonial death jars to Senators Barack Obama, and John McCain.

ALLY TRASH

Blue Gal has an interesting post today on Sarah‘s wardrobe peccadilloes, and while some women’s clothes aren’t one of my things, photoshop is. So when BG said this pic was “Not a photoshop,” I was intrigued. After a close examination of this picture, I went surfing;  ‘cuzz you just never know what the waves will bring in: “Alley Trash”?  Who’d …

McCain Picks Up Endorsements From Al Qaeda & The KKK

From Al Qaeda, as reported by the Associated Press: From the KKK, as reported by Liveleak.com

Remembering When. . .

“And so it was the days when the Wingnut Boot was heavy on the throat of the Nation, Reality went unto Dumbses, asking that the mortal remains of Terri Schiavo be respectfully committed unto the ground.”

Off the C*nt er, Cuff

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLVSURlFoQs&eurl=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/21/mccain-accidentally-agree_n_136702.html[/youtube] I think you may have noticed that John McCain has been sayin’ some pretty confusing things, lately.  And it’s fair to point them out, if only because Republicans never miss a chance, in the face of every new McCain gaffe, (the sheer number of which are beginning to rival George Bush’s still accreting world record) to say, “Yeah, but …

“REAL” Americans

The “REAL” America Sarah Palin enthuses about to small town America as if she were talking to five year old children can best be understood by its two major differences: yurr Pro-Amerricans, and also yurr Anti-Americans. Pro Amerricans love America, also Anti-Americans hate America. Also, Pro-Amerricans love our flag, Anti-Americans also hate our flag. Pro-Amerricans also hate terrorists, Anti-Americans arrrrrrrrre Terrorists.