With everybody on board except a few hedge fund “speculators” who bought Chrysler debt at a steep discount, President Obama just announced that, despite trying to avoid a Chapter 11 bankruptcy (including offering these greedy bastards another $250 million at the last moment to avoid it), a bankruptcy restructuring was the only way to save the company and 10,000s of …
Shortly after Vice President Joe Biden went off message on The Today Show this morning, he was called into President Obama‘s office. Also present was a nurse, an anesthesiologist, and a doctor threading a long, sharp needle with some bright red, thick thread. “Have a seat, Joe” said the president, gesturing towards a dental chair in front of the medical …
Well, the hits keep on coming. Michelle Bachmann on the suspicious re-emergence of swine flu “under another Democratic president”: “I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter,” said Bachmann. “And I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.” …
If Liz Cheney were captured by an enemy, thrown into a dark and windowless cell, strung from the ceiling by shackles, kept awake for weeks on end, thrown headlong against a plywood wall thirty times in a row and waterboarded 183 times, would she really emerge from that ordeal and say she wasn’t tortured? I mean: really? Let’s get real here: she’s a fraud defending a monster.
Geithner & Summers manning the oars after Bush decided to empty the boat’s bilges by drilling a hole in its bottom Bush sinks the economic ship of state. Obama launches the life rafts, piloted by Wall Street insiders Timmeh Geithner and Larry Summers. But the sharks (hedge funds, private equity firms) are circling and there’s lots of stormy weather ahead. …
Well, shit. Eric.
You need to be voted out of Congress. You need to be sent to a suburb in one of those American cities across this country, and you need to be unemployed, with no prospects, with no health insurance, and worrying how the fuck you’re going to pay for a visit to the doctor’s office when you and yours catch the Swine Flu.
