KITTEN EATERS

Commie Pinko. If you wandered in here in the last 24 hours, you may have been greeted by weird theme anomalies, a laundry list of errors at the top of the page, multiple slide show windows, or a picture of a comatose kitten named Commie Pinko. Commie Pinko can sleep through anything, even a major theme upgrade which chews up …

Bully Biff Beck

Just a few of the freaks that live in the head of Douche Beck. If you have the intestinal fortitude to watch Fux Noiz celebrity rodeo clown, Douche Beck, have you noticed how he looks and acts a lot like the quintessential Dick of the Back To the Future trilogy thing?  Both share low intelligence with a penchant for bullying …

Gaia In Tears

Photo of a melting Norwegian iceberg, by Michael Nolan One sunny summer day in the mid-1990s, in the company of a dozen fellow Ayahuascanauts to be, I was sailing the Prince William Sound in Alaska. Our destination was an otherwise inaccessible forest cabin located along the Sound’s primeval shore. Along the way we passed by a gleaming white glacier that …

Shoshana Johnson

I try to avoid The Larry King Show like the plague. The man seems incapable of asking, let alone pressing, a follow-up question to guests who cling to their talking points like a drowning man clings to a life preserver. However, as the clip above show, sometimes truth finds a way to penetrate King’s infotainment containment system. The issue was …

Hoisted On Their Own Retard

This is too good. From TPM: When it’s a choice between strengthening the Patriot Act, or showing up for the Tea Party Patriots, what’s a GOP lawmaker to do? We’ll give you one guess… Several Republican members of Congress yesterday blew off votes on the signature anti-terror legislation of the post 9/11 era to attend Michele Bachmann‘s Tea Party rally …

Conservatives Said To Be Changing Pledge of Allegiance?

One divisible nation under God? WASHINGTON — D.C.  The Bachmann Turned-on Overdrive Tea Party turned ugly today when the Liberal Press got hold of Missouri Republican Rep. Todd Akin‘s apparent attempt to change the nation’s only agreed upon pledge of allegiance.  Americans claiming to be true Patriots said they recognized immediately that Rep. Akin dropped the word “indivisible” from the …