In a stunning political reversal, Texas Governor Rick Perry has displaced Minnesota Rep. Michelle “Bat Shit Crazy” Bachmann as the top candidate for this year’s coveted political Darwin Award. In the wake of Governor Perry’s threats last year to secede from the Union over the issue of receiving federal stimulus funds, Texas is lagging way behind the national average in …
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Huff Po: At the rally on Friday, Sarah Palin proclaimed that the RepubliCon Party isn’t the party of no — “We’re the Party of Hell No!” She derided “this BS coming from the lame-stream media” about “us common-sense conservatives kinda incitin’ violence,” but added, “We know violence isn’t the answer. When we take up our arms, we’re talkin’ about our …
Former George W. Bush speechwriter David Frum tells it like it is: Republicans originally thought that Fox worked for us, and now we are discovering we work for Fox. Do yourself a favor and rent/download the prescient 1997 James Bond film, Tomorrow Never Dies. The bad guy, Elliot Carver, runs a billion dollar media empire that makes its money creating …
LYONS, CO — I had to go into town this morning to help my brother and sister Liberals round up a few dozen stray T-Baggers and RepubliCons that were still laying around catatonic in the streets, and get’m on the trains headed for the re-edumacation camps in central Kansas. I was surprised to find this Weakly Whurled News already at …
Now that the worst fears of the Teabaggers have been realized, does anyone know where I can buy dead peasant insurance on all those Grammies waiting to have their plugs pulled? Will their be a national exchange where I can buy futures, derivatives, puts and calls on the policies? [image found here.]
