Joe the Reporter (Update 2)

Joe the PlumberWar Reporter, checking in from Israel, says reporters shouldn’t be reporting on war: “I’ll be honest with you. I don’t think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what’s happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I-I think it’s asinine. You know, …

Sunday Huff Poop

Not possessing the steely intestinal constitution of the heroic Driftglass, I simply cannot breakfast on the barf of Sunday morning hurl coming outa the teevee talking head mouse circus, as only he can.  So I seldom miss reading what he draws from that frothy culture muck-pit.  It’s just one more great reason why he’s in a class by himself, and …

George W. Bush Liebrary

Controversial sculpture highlights the Bush Liebrary courtyard. (Click) DALLAS — The “Mission Accomplished” Sculpture Garden Annex to the George W. Bush Liebrary® was dedicated this week on the campus of Southern Methodist University, in a very brief ceremony honoring the achievement[s] of the outgoing chief executive.  The Annex is a publicly funded project which apposed the building of an oxymoronic …

Bush’s Economic Legacy Continues To Grow

Republicans leave another mess for Dems to clean up December’s unemployment numbers are out, showing another 524,000 jobs lost, the largest monthly drop since the last Bush left office, in January 1993. This brings the official rate to 7.2% from last month’s 6.8%– 11 million people. This doesn’t count the number of underemployed or those who’ve given up searching for …

Jeb Bush Files For Legal Name Change

Jeb Bush stuck like glue to his brother’s catastrophic legacy TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA 1/6/09 [C.U. NEWS]  In a tacit admission of the sulphurous stench that accompanies the name “Bush” in the political realm, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush filed a petition today with the state of Florida for a name change. Apparently Jeb was taking a hint from a television interview …

Future News From The Other Side

Looking decidedly uncomfortable in the habiliments of their stature as last judgment defendants, George Bush and Dick Cheney stand before the Eternal Judge of the Ages. (Click) MANSONIA ONE — With eyes averted and lips cemented together as if to prevent himself from blurting out the truth, while his former vice-president grimaced and snarled in the face of his predicament, …

DOG BE FADIN’

Bushes be dopin’ down at the White House, wiff what can only be called a laid-back casualness that defies the boundaries of political propriety.  As Israel kicked a ground War in Gaza, the the bong tokin’ alcoholics got faded at the Southampton Dog Show as the terriers strutted dey stuff;  Pickles loved the Bull Terrier, Babbs, the Rat, and George, …