Wingnut Woodstock: The Sequel (Update)

A Foxbot eagerly awaiting his marching orders Following up on last year’s preview of the annual gathering of  CPAC convention, this year’s keynote speaker is none other than Glenn Beck. Other featured speakers include Dick Armey, John Ashcroft, Rep. Michele Bachmann, John Bolton, Andrew Breitbart, Tucker Carlson, Liz Cheney, Ann Coulter, Sen. Jim DeMint, Wayne LaPierre, and Newt Gingrich. That’s …

Repugs Fly Into The Cuckoo’s Nest

BlueGal found some RWNJ photoshopper who was looking for a reason to show Nancy Pelosi’s breasties

Maddow On Republican Hypocrisy

Just a PSA every American should contemplate, regardless of political party. Hypocrisy is a vice.  It is a vice the Republican Party uses as a weapon. To put it simply, they must be disarmed. Yesterday. [youtube width=”480″ height=”344″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E3vDO5eYRw&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Whew; It’s Okay If It’s Satire (UPDATE VI)

“Stephen Colbert Bump”? Spotted near the Antelope Freeway this morning… If you wanna read the scribbles, you must click it If you see any political billboards, snap a picture and send it in; and don’t worry about it being politically correct; as long as it’s “satire,” it’s o-f*cking kay. The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Sarah Palin …

Wink, Whine, Don’t Quit.

A mere two days after discovering she uses crib notes scribbled on her hands— a practice generally associated with high school cheating— Sarah Palin has again turned the tables on the “Lame Stream Media.”

Miss Fortune Teller

Hypocrisy be damned, Miss Fortune Teller reads a teleprompter jab off her own fleshy-feely Telepalmer Deep in a Nashville fog, at the darkest time of night, A (Rogue) Miss Fortune Teller sat in a comfy chair As she engaged in an ancient ritual. The ones that had gathered did not see What the Fortune Teller was doing For she was …

Shelby’s Ransom Demands

Where did it all go wrong? The great struggle in the evolution of government has concerned the concentration of power. The universe administrators have learned from experience that the evolutionary peoples on the inhabited worlds are best regulated by the representative type of civil government when there is maintained proper balance of power between the well-co-ordinated executive, legislative, and judicial …