The New World Sheriff

If you take every form of modern mechanical armaments and all types of explosives away from strong nations, they will fight with fists, stones, and clubs as long as they cling to their delusions of the divine right of national sovereignty.

Bachmann’s Brainless Trust

According to Michele Bachmann’s volatile new brain trust, the best place for a bomb— especially a “money Bomb”— is a bomb shelter.

GINGRICH WAS SLIMED

The Daily Show   DUBUQUE, IOWA — By now, consummate Gingrich Watchers have already seen the setup smear-job on presidential candidate Gingrich in the lobby of a Dubuque, Iowa hotel.  But shocked advisers for Gingrich are crying foul, saying it wasn’t just some “disgruntled, overweight, vicious Republican impersonator” who attacked Mr. Gingrich, but was, in fact, Satan himself. The Gingrich For …

Snow Blite & The Seven Dwarfs

Don’t be fooled— that’s not a red pickle. Nor is this bunch of small-minded miscreants any smarter than a bag of hammers.

An OLDY But A MOLDY

Had any wealth “trickle-down on you lately, pilgrim? (If you want to smell the avarice, you must click it.) No mortal who knows God and seeks to do the divine will can stoop to engage in the oppressions of wealth. No noble man will strive to accumulate riches and amass wealth-power by the enslavement or unfair exploitation of his brothers …

Boehner Announces Green Jobs

Speaker of the House John Boehner, wept with pride or something Thursday as he announced the first, long overdue Republican jobs bill on the House floor.

Republican Party Suicide

It was always evident they were giant asshats, but literally big heels, too?? Who knew.