McCain Announces New Face

McCain with Lieberman and Graham, in sympathy makeup. (click) WASHINGTON — GOP nominee John Sidney McCain appeared on the steps of the Congressional Office Building today in clown-face makeup, and sporting a new tattoo on his forehead, which reads, “POW.” The Republican candidate for president said it reminds people that he has “returned with honor” from his imprisonment some forty …

McConehead of Silence

Senator John McConehead, Prisoner of War, demonstrates how he wore the “Cone of Silence” during Pastor Rick’s dog ‘n pony party for Evangelical seekers during the Saddleback soirée Saturday night. ORLANDO, Fla. — Little Johnnie was not wearing his “cone of silence” Saturday night when Barack Obama was answering questions for Pastor Rick. Johnnie was actually in his limo on …

Get Off Your Ass

This is loading a lot better, but if it loads slowly you may have to back-ball to keep it from re-caching. This is MoveOn‘s motivational video de jure, and worth watching. Listen carefully. Act accordingly.

MORE LIKE THIS!

The McCain Ad Team has been infiltrated— Is “The ONE” ready to lead?!? Wul, Hhyuh, Grandpa. . . Why duh ya think they call him “The ONE”? The ONE— Disabling the onslaught of evil Repuglidung pellets hurled up by the McSame Camp Pain in sheer desperation Buzz this ad up on YouTube; maybe they’ll keep making this kind of mistake …

Questions For McCain

  Stupid Fingers! Rob Stafford writes over at HufPo: “. . .here are four questions I’d like someone to ask Senator McCain, and that I’d like him to answer — without parsing, without equivocating, just answer. And if he doesn’t answer — we keep asking. And if these questions no longer seem topical—we ask something else. I don’t want to …

McCain’s New Poster Already a Collector’s Item

And you can see why. . . Lofting PTSD* to new heights. . . *Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

And Now, As A Public Service. . .

Um, yeah. . . Please don’t ask us how McCain manages to hold himself upright for these several dozen examples of a humanoid without a backbone. We have no frakkin’ idea.