That’s right, Grampa Fishbait, teh Beauty Queen looks like your daughter. HYPOCRISY, Alaska— Presumtive GOP presidential nominee John McSteppedinit and his new soulmate VP may be heading to divorce court faster than you can say BabyGate. The story at Daily Kos, growing like a zygote run-amok, is unfolding as you read this. And on Labor Day; can you dig it? …
To market, to market, to buy a fat pig, Homes again, homes again, dancing a jig; To market, to market, to buy a fat hog; Homes again, homes again, jiggety-jog; To market, to market, to buy a plum bun, Homes again, homes again, market is done. — Apologies to Mother Goose In 2006, John and Cindy sold their 2-acre estate …
Beer baroness turned international crisis manager, Cindy McClown, suffered through a Dukakis moment while assessing civilian casualties in Georgia (“We are all Georgians”) on her sudden tour of the plucky little nation which recently tried to kick Russia in the groin. TBRILISI, Georgia — Johnnie McClown‘s wife, Cindy, visited Georgian refugees Tuesday, and freely shared her favorite family recipes with …
Johnnie “There will be more Wars Drill NOW!” McPOW holds his noses as he learns of his Veep selection; some observers insist he was actually verping— in response to Corporate America’s choice of younger, taller real president vice-president, Dick Mittens “Who let the dogs out?” Romney. Oh and— Happy birthday, “Old Spice.” Seventy-two, is it? Nice.
“I’m upset,” Kathleen Portalski says. “I’m angry. It makes me feel like a nonperson, kind of.” Texas GOP Targets Obama’s Kenyan Half-Brother Ready for some Republican values? The short bus Texas GOP is responsible for the latest demonstration of the ravages of Conservatism, a disease largely found in Republican Americans. The ad, narrated by what sounds like a Texas high …
When the MSM pundicks start sniffing around this story, John McPOW may experience another, much more spectacular shoot-down crash and burn; one that will turn a war hero into a traitorous turd in one fell swoop. McKarma may prove to be a much bigger bitch than mere payback. For thirty years, agents of the GOP have invoked political strategeries to …
