LIMPWADS UNITE

Rapacious scrotomizer and national precinct captain Rush Hudson Limpball III, with fellow stooges Bitch McConnell, and Johnnie-Boy Boner, brandishes an elephantine testicle in a nutso effort to frighten bagless Democraps in the latest skirmish to take back Capital Hill.

Jobba Da GOP

What kind of people would sit idly by and allow such a declaration of War on our president— and our nation— to pass without aggressive action to vanquish such declared saboteurs of our way of life?

Flying Nightmares Dreams

[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/1778399[/vimeo] No plans today? Try jumping off a ginormous cliff in a squirrel suit.

“O” Yeah.

Colorful surfboards grace the niches of the Obama Oval office; VP Biden, President Obama in Aloha shirt, some dude in a tie, Rahm in a jacket tie thing, and another guy in bizz drag. WASHINGTON — When eyebrows went up over Barack Obama‘s redecoration of the oval office with hand-painted surfboards, his senior adviser, David Axelrod, said: “He’s from Hawaii, okay?” …

A Higher Gear

  “The intellectual factors of religion are important, but their over­de­vel­op­ment is likewise sometimes very handicapping and embarrassing.” — The Urantia Book     In a thrift store recently I saw a framed sign for sale. I didn’t buy it, but remembered it.  It said:                           Life is a test.                         It is only a test.                         If it had …

NEVER FORGET.

Now that Bush the War Criminal President has been sequestered behind the federally funded gate on the dead end street in Preston Hollow or whatever the fuck the place is called, conservative revisionists are hard at work trying to erase the reality of the last eight years. And the good toads who were paid to wrap Teh Chimp in pleasing graphics during his campaigns hate to see their good gravy dry up, so they’re marketing a bunch of useless crap to squeeze whatever blood they can out of the 22 percenters who are teh stoopid enough to buy it.

Facing The Past and The Future

In Roman mythology the deity Janus is represented as having two faces, one  looking forward, one backward.  He presides over doors, and beginnings. President Obama has said he is focused on the future, that America must move forward. But America is also looking for justice, and that means looking into the past as well. It makes sense that our new …