Louisiana Governor Piyash Jindal begging for understanding in the Republican’t Marketplace of Ideas. (Original message) BATON ROUGE — The Republican party opened up another front on the War on Reality today with a bold assault on sanity by refusing an estimated hundred million dollars of United States government funds for the unemployed poor of Louisiana. Governor Piyash Insane Jindal, who …
The Ko’olaus are whispering. . . KAILUA — Sorry, no time for blogging today! We’re off to write a few haiku in the Ko’olau ramparts. Talk amongst yourselves; I’ll give you a topic: Mangoes are better than Papayas because. . . Or, if you simply must get mucked-up up to your eyeballs: John Asscroft is a barely sentient being because. …
WASHINGTON — The swine-like souls of nearly thirty-six GOP senators have apparently been sent into a hapless Cantonese traveler. The demoralized and emasculated Republicans lost their souls Monday afternoon and within moments invaded a woman waiting for a flight at Washington’s Dulles airport. When their wasted souls recognized their predicament, they threw a protracted hissy fit, shouting epithets directed at …
We landed at the right time, and the place. . . HONOLULU — The shuttle driver, all five feet of him, said “Welcome to Paradise” as we walked up to his bus. Then he said something about retrieving our baggage. Uh, no. No baggage claim in Paradise. This was just what passes for Paradise here on Urantia; the big Kahuna’s …
No time for exploring the mundane, today— I’m leaving on a jet plane Meanwhile. Mr. President, you need to forget a bipartisan approach and get on with the business of governing by winning each battle. You will never be able to work with the Republicans because they hate you. Believe me, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are the norm, not …
A giddy menagerie of Republicans trod down Constitution Avenue following the spirit of the GOP and surrounded by their little blue dogs and assorted vermin, after gutting the Senate stimulus package with a butcher knife, their weapon of choice. Wrong to really wrong: “Big John” Cornyn, “Little John” McCain, “Two-Holer John” Ensign, “Teh Stoopid John” Boehner, “Jimmy John” DeMint, and “Douchebag Dave” Vitter with “Mitch the Bitch” McConnell.
