In 1973 Sarah Palin placed third runnerup in the Little Miss Land ‘O Goshen Beauty Pageant, and also winning best make-up, best teeth, and “most charmin’ young miss” awards. Historian Gaylord Smellisham of the Society of Beauty Pageant Dilettantes, produced the chilling photograph of a nine year old Sarah Palin that shows the young contestant had a remarkably adult face.
Imagine waking up reeking with sweat, trembling, and screaming, because you just saw First Princess Carrie Prejean leering at you over the chubby shoulder of President-Queen-elect Sarah Palin, while Mittens Romney, Second Princess, in full evening gown drag with magic undies ridin’ high, fawns over her other shoulder… and that roaring chainsaw sound permeating this paralyzing visage? It’s none other than the First Dude’s ATV, riding roughshod over Michelle and the kids’ vegetable garden…
Carrie Prejean has dictated a book to a writer who shall remain nameless. (Apologies to Rene Magritte) Like my friend Propagandee, I avoid Larry King like H1N1. Prop says, “the man seems incapable of asking, let alone pressing, a follow-up question to guests who cling to their talking points like a drowning man clings to a life preserver.” But as …
Lifetime Achievement Emmy Award winner and noted xenophobe, CNN Commentator Lou Dobbs announced today he is temporarily shutting the hell up.
Just a few of the freaks that live in the head of Douche Beck. If you have the intestinal fortitude to watch Fux Noiz celebrity rodeo clown, Douche Beck, have you noticed how he looks and acts a lot like the quintessential Dick of the Back To the Future trilogy thing? Both share low intelligence with a penchant for bullying …
One divisible nation under God? WASHINGTON — D.C. The Bachmann Turned-on Overdrive Tea Party turned ugly today when the Liberal Press got hold of Missouri Republican Rep. Todd Akin‘s apparent attempt to change the nation’s only agreed upon pledge of allegiance. Americans claiming to be true Patriots said they recognized immediately that Rep. Akin dropped the word “indivisible” from the …
