Na’vi Announce icuPAD

While Apple and Google are busy dueling with each other over their silly little tablets, the “fictional” Na’vi Techno giant of Pandora, Ooogle, announced the release of their revolutionary icuPAD.

The Loon Ranger & Taunto

The Tea Bags need their asses handed to them in a way that incontrovertibly crushes their insane and haphazard ideology one and for all as the supposed “America” they want to “take back.”

The Hatriot Auntie Christ

The “Anti-Christ” is the culmination of 2,000 years of speculation and fabrication by Christian theologians, assorted armchair nutballs, and theotards.™ And what we’re left with today is a story so crazy it would make God himself shake his head in disbelief.

SOCIALISM CRUSHES AMERICA

LYONS, CO — I had to go into town this morning to help my brother and sister Liberals round up a few dozen stray T-Baggers and RepubliCons that were still laying around catatonic in the streets, and get’m on the trains headed for the re-edumacation camps in central Kansas. I was surprised to find this Weakly Whurled News already at …

When Culture Goes Crazy (UPDATED)

The failure of America’s leaders to recognize the importance of unifying her cultural factions by finding ways to bring them together in respect and intelligent patriotism has resulted in an all-out culture war…

JESUS RETURNS

The extraordinary event began unfolding at approximately 9 AM EST at the Bainbridge House Ballroom when a man…strode to the podium and exclaimed, “Peace be upon you. I am the person you know as Jesus of Nazareth.”

Course Correction

You know the cliché: Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. The reason it’s a cliché is because it’s also a truism; for us as well as for you.